Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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