We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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