She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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