And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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