I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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