I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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