just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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