Those balls look pretty dangerous.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
As shirtless as possible
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
