She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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