all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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