If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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