I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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