I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
