No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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