farters have to be the big spoon...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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