I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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