Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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