Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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