i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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