I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
COCAINE IS GR8
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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