So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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