I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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