I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Even my vagina gasped.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
40s are totally the cure
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
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