your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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