yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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