would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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