Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i now understand why vodka
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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