We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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