just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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