maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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