shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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