I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
