remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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