Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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