I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
