chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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