Nicole vs. Life
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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