don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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