Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Randomize