ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I think my vagina is haunted
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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