life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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