Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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