I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
