Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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