I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I want to be your penis for a week.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
