My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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