If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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