You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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