Porn is love you can see.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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