My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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