Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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