Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
