im about as happy as oj after his trial
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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