Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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